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May 22, 2018

It’s a long hard slog back to yourself after having kids. Let’s be honest, do we ever make it back? No of course not, not really. The reasons why are obvious and yet it’s oh so easy to tear ourselves up trying to. It’s funny because the mental changes are so permanent...

May 22, 2018

It’s a long hard slog back to yourself after having kids. Let’s be honest, do we ever make it back? No of course not, not really. The reasons why are obvious and yet it’s oh so easy to tear ourselves up trying to. It’s funny because the mental changes are so permanent...

July 18, 2017

What I learned is that it’s not something you should do….at any point, no matter what weird  masochistic inclination might be nagging at you to check your shit out, I beg of you…don’t do  it. It will haunt your dreams.

There are a few universal truths in life…payin...

May 31, 2017

  1. Your bladder is going to be in seriously bad shape…if that baby comes out your vag…don’t be hard on yourself about it. It’s going to happen. Two days after I had my daughter my husband starting recounting my birth stories and was taking some liberties with the mate...

May 24, 2017

1  Sweat

Why am I so sweaty? Seriously, I’m standing still and my armpits are soaking wet. No effort is being exerted. Yet the sweat persists.

2 – Skin

What is up with my complexion? Why is my face all red and splotchy? And why all the sudden breakouts?   My skin loo...

May 24, 2017

There seems to be a strange fixation with women’s pregnant bodies, and their pregnancies in general.  I get it – pregnant women are all glowy and beautiful, and they’re making human life, which is a magical thing.  What I don’t get is the need for people to share their...

May 24, 2017

Further to my most recent post: Mind your own body, I found a lot more hilarious pregnancy comebacks online.  The sassier the better, really.  I’ve compiled my favourites below, and here are links to the full articles from Pregnant Chicken: Part One, Part Two, and Part...

May 24, 2017

The other day, I was picking out clothes for my oldest daughter to wear to school, and as I reached for a pair of tights she quickly said to me, “No Mommy, I can’t wear tights, my thighs are too big and they don’t look good on me.” ……… WTF?????  My mind was blown!  How...

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