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The thoughts every pregnant mama has

May 24, 2017

1  Sweat

Why am I so sweaty? Seriously, I’m standing still and my armpits are soaking wet. No effort is being exerted. Yet the sweat persists.

2 – Skin

What is up with my complexion? Why is my face all red and splotchy? And why all the sudden breakouts?   My skin looks mad. Cover up is a must.

3 – Cellulite

I have accepted the cellulite on the back of my thighs. Why, now, is there cellulite on the FRONT? Why?? And will it ever go away?

4 – Hair

You’ll look in the mirror and proclaim, “Damn, girl. Your hair looks fabulous – so thick, lustrous, and shiny.”   Enjoy this thick hair moment, before it starts falling out after baby comes. Sad, but true.

5 – Body hair

I could have sworn I just tweezed my eyebrows yesterday. And didn’t I just shave this morning? Time to pluck / shave again?! Yes, yes it is. Keep those tweezers and razors close by.

6 – Mood

One minute I’m fine, and the very next, watch out! Things can escalate from 0 to 60 in the blink of an eye. Sometimes, there is absolutely no reason for this shift in mood. I blame hormones. It’s gotta be.

7 – Cravings

Gimmie all the carbs. Never mind the strange flavour combinations. I want bread, rice, and more bread. Toast with peanut butter, specifically. French fries, too.

8 – Bodily fluids

Panty liners. That is all.

9 – Nipples

What is happening here? The day your nipples change can be a frightening one. Think darker and bigger. Good luck eating chocolate macaroons again.

10 – Hormones

Why do I smell like an onion? Is it because of the hormones? Can anyone else smell me? I blame it all on hormones.

xo Leigh

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