Clever Pregnancy Clap Backs...a compilation!
Further to my most recent post: Mind your own body, I found a lot more hilarious pregnancy comebacks online. The sassier the better, really. I’ve compiled my favourites below, and here are links to the full articles from Pregnant Chicken: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
I know!! It’s like I’m growing a whole baby or something!
Holy shit, you too!
“Feeling fat yet?”
Whoa, I was just going to ask you the same thing. How weird is that?!
That’s right. Feelin’ phat with a “ph”, Hooker.
You feelin’ lucky, Punk?
“You better sleep now because once that baby gets here…”
Why!? Don’t they sleep?! Next you’ll tell me they poop too.
“How are you going to handle another one?!”
We’re selling the oldest one on eBay.
Oh, it will be fine. I drink a little.
I just won’t pick this one up when it cries. I figure that will free up a lot of my time.
“You should NOT be drinking caffeine.”
(or doing, eating, touching, etc. something else that’s none of their damn business).
You shouldn’t be wearing those jeans (etc.) but I didn’t bring that to your attention.
It’s not caffeine. It’s doctor prescribed laxative tea because this pregnancy is making me so constipated I have hemorrhoids. Oh, sorry, was that too much information?
You’re right, tequila is better.